i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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