There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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