Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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