Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
