The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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