he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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