He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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