your parents love me but you hate me
return my video game
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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