I'd wear matching sweaters with you
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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