bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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