Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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