honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
