Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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