If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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