oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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