Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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