YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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