her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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