Christians are straight up FREAKS
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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