Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
my liver is dry heaving
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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