love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Randomize
