Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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