I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You made out with two different species that night
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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