he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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