Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize