nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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