Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Fuck appropriateness.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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