so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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