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After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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