I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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