i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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