i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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