my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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