: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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