office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
