I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
