I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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