i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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