Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I want to have your abortion
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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