marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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