just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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