brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Welp...herpes.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
