There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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