I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Randomize
