Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
