So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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