In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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