he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
