I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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