shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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