He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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